莎士比亚侮辱生成器

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巴里·克拉夫特

这款趣味十足的骂人生成器灵感源自英语语言大师莎士比亚,以轻松有趣的翻页书形式,收录了这位吟游诗人笔下数百个最具杀伤力的词语。只需在157,464种不同的骂人组合前加上“汝”(thou),你就能轻松让那些愚钝之徒和恶棍们哑口无言。从“秃头猿猴般的丑陋怪物”到“戴绿帽的笨蛋”再到“猥琐的肥臀兽”,每条骂人词都可以随机选择,也可以根据任何需要进行个性化定制的场合,让你尽情地用文字狠狠地回击。本书还附有关于莎士比亚式幽默的介绍,并标注了哪些词语是临时词(莎士比亚所有作品中仅使用过一次的词),哪些词语很可能是莎士比亚本人创造的。这本骂人词集定能让任何莎翁研究者或骂人爱好者们的口才和智慧都得到提升。

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